My husband has a terrible habit of lying purely for entertainment. Not malicious lying, just committing wayyyy too hard to a joke. He always admits the truth eventually, but sometimes the damage is already done. When we first started dating, I asked him if he'd ever broken a bone. He said, very casually, "Yeah, my collarbone. Bear attack." Naturally, I asked for details, and he launched into this insanely elaborate story that wasn't true AT ALL! When I finally figured it out, I said, "Okay, seriously, what actually happened?" and he immediately replaced it with a completely different fake story. He told me so many ridiculous versions that for a solid chunk of our relationship, I genuinely did not know whether my husband had survived a near-death battle with wildlife or just fallen down skiing. He still does this constantly, except now we have a safeword. And not for anything sexy, just for his joking! If I say "PINEAPPLE!" he's required to stop being a goof for 5 seconds and tell me the TRUTH!…