Question time in the Queensland parliament is not a ratings juggernaut. Nielsen doesn’t publish ratings data about the live stream from Brisbane’s George Street, but one imagines the numbers of voters tuning in to watch our state politicians flagellate on a weekday morning are relatively low: a handful of politics nerds and the odd journo who prefers to work from home. Tuesday’s broadcast seemed more suited to prime time; like an episode of Love Island , full of sordid allegations about affairs, only the cast seems far less likable. During question time the deputy premier, Jarrod Bleijie – a man not known for his subtlety – made good on a promise from last week to expose personal relationships of Labor MPs. Bleijie breathlessly rattled off the names of five Labor MPs and threatened to reveal information about their personal relationships. He accused another two of being in a relationship (which they deny). “We’ve all heard rumours and innuendoes and stories,” Bleijie said.…