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New Mario Coffins Will Make Fans Think Twice About Cremation
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New Mario Coffins Will Make Fans Think Twice About Cremation

Kotaku·Rebekah Valentine·about 1 month ago
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You ever think about how, unlike Mario, humans only have one life and eventually will be consigned back to the earth, never to rise, run, and jump again? Hey, me too! And I’ve got some great news—whenever you and I happen to descend that eternal Warp Pipe into oblivion, we can do so in style. Mario style. Check this out: This comes from Bignotto (via Voxel ), a Brazilian urn and coffin manufacturer with an…enthusiastic…social media presence that it’s currently using to advertise Mario-themed coffins. They are uncomplicated things: red, green, or pink, with an interchangeable emblem that can be attached to the front to suggest characters like Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Peach, and…Toad, for some reason. Because when my loved one dies I definitely want to be thinking about Toad.…

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