Woodinville Trader Joe’s to open Friday Seattle Times business reporter Are you an expert at maneuvering a shopping cart down tight aisles? Or do you love telling strangers in Hawaiian shirts personal details about your life? If so, then you might want to visit the new Trader Joe’s opening in Woodinville on Friday. The store at 14035 N.E. Woodinville Duvall Road will be the city’s first. The closest Trader Joe’s for Woodinville residents has been in Kirkland’s Totem Lake. Woodinville Councilmember Mike Millman announced the news a year ago in a Facebook post that shared the top three online comments the city sees most: “Did anyone else hear that loud boom?” “I saw a bear in my neighborhood today!” and “I hope they put a Trader Joe’s there!” Millman confirmed that the grocery store would finally come and that the city “had been working on this for a long time!” Grocery store openings might not be a big deal under other normal circumstances.…