Stop asking for native async PHP. Amphp already solved it and you're just too lazy to learn it. The PHP Foundation just ran their State of PHP survey (April 22–28, 2026) and I looked at the Q&A submissions, async dominated the conversation. Multiple submissions asking "when will async be OOB in PHP?", "why is PHP the only language without async?", "any plans to bring async to core? it's essential" and the top voted question was literally asking how many people are even using async libraries, with 58 upvotes. That last part tells you everything. The most upvoted async question wasn't about a technical gap. It was asking if people are even *using the libraries that already exist.* Let that sink in. **The problem is already solved.** Amphp v3 with fibers looks like this: ```php $result = async(function() { return doSomething(); }); ``` That's it. That is async PHP.…