In the last few weeks the Model Context Protocol surface for crypto trading has filled out in a hurry. Bybit shipped MCP coverage. Gemini added an agentic trading platform that speaks MCP. Alpaca's MCP server has been stable for months and is currently the most prominent result for "AI agent trading MCP" on Google. Kraken has a CLI that wraps into MCP. Hummingbot's open-source bot framework now exposes an MCP server. TraderEvolution shipped one for institutional desks. Tradingview has community MCP wrappers. The category is real, growing, and increasingly crowded. This is good news. MCP is becoming the lingua franca for "give an AI agent a venue and let it trade", which is exactly what it should become. But almost every server in that wave shares the same shape: it's a wrapper around one venue's REST and WebSocket APIs. The agent gets a tool surface that looks like place_order, cancel_order, get_balance, get_ticker. Underneath, there's a single exchange and a single account.…