Image credit: BuildsAirships / Christopher Denise Total War: Redwall is not an actual Total War game, unfortunately, nor even a mod like Mossflower TW . It's an evolving pitch from Reddit user BuildingAirships, one among many thousands circulating on yonder internet, like logboats riding the rapids of Noonvale. The latest update is about a potential cooking and feasting system, with all of the comestibles sourced from the groaning banqueting tables of the Brian Jacques books. We generally resist writing up pitches, because we are quite capable of having massive brainfarts all by ourselves, but I am powerless before the idea that Deeper 'n Ever Turnip 'n Tater 'n Beetroot Pie will boost a unit's max health, armor and charge defense for four turns. Is that with or without tomato chutney? Bally wild idea, BuildingAirships. You have to get this in front of those Creative Assembly people.…