Today is my son's second birthday, which is pretty cool. But, more importantly, it is also The Piano Man himself, Billy Joel's 77th birthday (that was a joke, honey). In all seriousness, I want to wish a happy birthday to Mr. William Martin Joel , whose entire catalog has provided me the soundtrack to many a nighttime drive and mediocre spaghetti meal cooked in the comfort of my own kitchen. It's such an impressive catalog, in fact, that I decided to rank the 10 best songs the man has ever written. Obviously, this is a subjective ranking, and I trust that most of you angry New Yorkers will be burning the comments section down with pleas for "Piano Man," which, spoiler alert, will not be making the list. BRIGITTE BARDOT’S DEATH SHRINKS BILLY JOEL’S ‘WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE’ LIST TO JUST 3 LIVING NAMES Everybody pissed off already? Good. Let's rank! 10. "Pressure" — The Nylon Curtain Billy Joel performs at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nev., on Nov. 9, 2024.…