Adobe's shift towards agentic creativity is terrible so far, and might end up being a win for someone, somewhere. It won't be artists. Allow me to pull back the curtain on the inner workings of AppleInsider , just a peek, so that you may understand how the sausage gets made. I show up, five days a week, to a digital office of sorts: the fabled "Work Slack." And, on many of those days, my compatriots have taken to showing me, specifically , "some AI bullshit." It's become a game, perhaps. Which one of the gang can get the biggest reaction out of me. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case with this most recent development, nor was it much of a surprise. I've known about Adobe's new Firefly AI Assistant for some time now; I was simply waiting for the seismometers to spring to life. I have asked the powers that be to procure a large drum that I may beat, but I was told that the metaphorical drum would have to suffice. So, indulge me, dear reader.…