11:46 am Fri May 29, 2026 Image: Oscar Mayer The second annual Oscar Mayer Wienie 500 is eleven innuendo-packed minutes of giant hot dogs racing around Indianapolis Motor Speedway, which is more or less what we call fine art in America. This is what happens when a brand knows exactly how stupid it should be. Previously: • Oscar Mayer's Wienie 500: hot dogs hit the track Tortoise fast enough to escape fire A tortoise in Fullerton, California, escaped its burning shed and reached safety. Slow and steady doesn't always win the race, but sometimes it keeps you alive. No word on the… READ THE REST This object is now the fastest thing humans ever made NASA's Parker Solar Probe just took its 17th lap around the Sun. It was traveling at 394,736 miles (635,266 km) per hour, making it the fastest human-made object in history.… READ THE REST Man builds the world's fastest trash can "Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast?…