"Honestly, there's not a whole lot going on upstairs."  By  Sam Haysom Sam Haysom is the General Assignment Editor, UK, for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time. Read Full Bio  on  May 13, 2026 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Flipboard If ever you find yourself wondering whether or not Donald Trump thinks about the average American when he makes his decisions, just ask him yourself. Apparently he's happy to give an honest answer. In the Late Show clip above, Stephen Colbert plays footage of the president telling a reporter : “I don’t think about Americans’ financial situations. I don’t think about anybody. I think about one thing: We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon." Mashable 101 Fan Fave: Vote for your favorite creator today! "Honestly, there's not a whole lot going on upstairs," growls Colbert, in trademark Trump impression mode. "Most of the time I'm thinking about that little monkey playing the symbols.…