Kendall Jenner poses during the Met Gala, an annual fundraising gala held for the benefit of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute with this year's theme 'Costume Art' in New York City, New York, U.S., May 4, 2026. REUTERS A severe Met dressing-down We speak of the Metropolitan Museum of whateverthehell it has become. Every female at the gala  was dressed  ready to go to the john. No bra, no girdle, no skintight underwear, no respect. No lifting anything, no wriggling out of anything. A zipper only belonged to the elderly gent springing for the tab. Wriggling out of anything tight? Naah.  Because how each was dressed  all the necessary parts were available. Fie on drawers, girdles, slips, bras. Everyone’s entire plumbing ability guaranteed instant accessibility. Shove jewelry. You just stuck a candle in someone’s navel. Even my dog knows enough to wear a bellyband. Underwear is now outerwear. Next year, forget a handbag — just bring a tweezer.…