Image credit: Eurogamer / Funcom I don't know how else to tell you this so I'm just going to come out and say it: the todgers in Conan Exiles have been updated, and they're bigger than they've ever been. There, you're welcome; games journalism at its finest. The penis rejiggle comes as Conan Exiles Enhanced arrives - an overhaul that yanks the game forward onto Unreal Engine 5 (it having previously run on Unreal Engine 4). In doing so, all areas of the game have been significantly visually improved, across environments, lighting and characters. Watch on YouTube The characters haven't fundamentally changed - this isn't a top-to-wobbly-bottom remake - so the underlying construction of the characters is the same, though there are maybe a few more customisation options on offer; I'm not entirely sure. What I am sure of is that characters are much sweatier and oilier than before, as I suppose better befits a person stranded in a desert.…