A brown recluse spider is currently receiving treatment after accidentally getting a mouthful of acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse . "I was just keeping to myself, man," the spider told Boing Boing in an exclusive interview. "You know, being reclusive and shit. Anyway, this bag of doughnuts, what's his name, Rittenhouse? Yeah, no. This guy comes along and next thing you know, he's got his frigging back all up in my grill. Layin' down on me like we've been spoonin's like sweet baboos frickin' years. I dunno 'bout you, but I don't put up with no crap like that. Yeah, right, I bit him." According to the spider's representative, police declared the bite an act of self-defense against Rittenhouse. The investigation is said to be ongoing. According to the spider's representative, it has been introduced to Victim Services and will not be making any further statements.…