D avid Balfe has had quite a life. In the Teardrop Explodes , he took amyl nitrate on The Old Grey Whistle Test and acid on Top of the Pops. As a music publisher he’s been involved with a multitude of bands from the KLF to the Proclaimers, and his record label signed Blur when they were called Seymour. However, he’ll probably be most remembered as the man immortalised in their 1995 smash Country House . “Balfey” actually lived “in a house, a very big house in the country.” “That’s going to be the first thing mentioned in my Guardian obituary,” he chuckles. “I’m aware that the song isn’t exactly a paean to my greatness, but I’m genuinely proud about it. It’s the one thing you can casually drop into a dinner party and everybody goes, ‘What the fuck?!’” Flattering or not, Balfe admits that the song’s description of a “professional cynic, and my heart’s not in it” is a “very accurate portrayal” of his situation at the time.…