Aziz Ansari portrays the embattled FBI director, who makes oddly specific denials about his reported drinking habits On Saturday Night Live , FBI Director Kash Patel attempted to put to rest allegations of workplace incompetence and abuse of privileges—only to cause more skepticism about his behavior. Patel, played by actor, comedian and filmmaker Aziz Ansari , was brought up to the White House briefing room podium by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (Colin Host), himself the subject of multiple controversies. The FBI director began by addressing the assassination attempt of Donald Trump last week last week at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. “We conducted an investigation that could not have been more thorough. We dotted every ‘t’ and bulged every ‘eye,'” he joked, imitating Patel’s stare.…