What if you could outsource your doomscrolling? That’s the premise behind the new startup Noscroll , which is offering an AI-powered bot that can browse your social feeds, news sites, and other online chatter, then text you when something important happens. “no feed. no brainrot. no ragebit,” reads Noscroll’s pitch to users. just signal.” X has the best information on the internet and the worst incentives & culture. meet noscroll — the AI that doomscrolls it for you and texts you just the things that matter. no feed. no brainrot. no ragebait. just signal. try it for free → https://t.co/XqdExWR13j 🙅🏼‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/EaHt2zfb7k — noscroll (@noscroll) April 21, 2026 The idea itself is fairly simple — it’s a bot that reads the web for you. But to work, there’s a lot that needs to go on under the hood.…