In the first week of May, the most powerful intelligence alliance on the planet told the tech industry: your AI agents need passports. Between May 1 and May 3, the Five Eyes nations — the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand — published joint guidelines titled "Careful Adoption of Agentic AI Services." The authoring bodies include CISA (the US Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency), the NSA, and the UK's National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC), along with partner agencies from each member country. This is the first time these governments have taken a coordinated, public stance on how AI agents should be governed in production environments. What the Guidelines Actually Say The document is surprisingly concrete for a government publication. It does not deal in vague platitudes about "responsible AI." Instead it lays out specific operational requirements: Agent identity provisioning. Every agent must have a unique, verifiable identity.…