Welcome! You’ve found me. That’s right, it’s time for everyone’s favorite drunken advice column, *Am I the Literary Asshole?*, the notorious and fabulous all-time high of all-time lows. I’m your host, Kristen Arnett, and I like reading, writing, and very little arithmetic. In case you’re new here, AITA is a place where people send their anonymous questions about bad behavior in the literary community. Do you have something you’d like to share with the class? You can submit it here. Don’t be afraid to get personal! I’ll keep all your identifying details private, I pinky swear. And along with that pinky swear, how about we split a beautiful bottle of wine in order to seal the deal? I’ve got a couple of plastic cups from the gas station and I’m not afraid of a healthy pour. Hey, it’s classy if I say it’s classy! Pinkies up! Let’s dig right in: **1) Hi Kristen! I am a writer who offers online writing workshops. I’ve been teaching for several years now.…