The prosecution: Mark double quotation mark Closing them doesn’t take a huge amount of work; it takes seconds and stops heat and insects getting in My partner, Lucinda, was born in a barn – or so I joke, though honestly it doesn’t feel like a joke half the time. She leaves the doors and windows of our home open all the time. If I’m working in the living room, she will come in to speak to me, then just leave the door wide open behind her when she leaves. It drives me insane. We live in a basement flat in Madrid, and now it’s almost summer it’s already hot and the mosquitoes are relentless. Lucinda will wander into our bedroom to do something, then leave the door open when she leaves. I’ll go into the room later and find that not only has it heated up, but it’s also full of bugs. Then we both face the consequences and get lots of bites. The same thing goes for the windows. She will open one to air the flat and leave it open for hours.…