It brings me absolutely no pleasure to report that my GOAT may be washed, but someone has to. Hideo Kojima is a towering figure in the entertainment industry, responsible for the creation of the Metal Gear series and with it the entire stealth genre. His follow-up Death Stranding series, for all its excesses, embodies the exact kind of creativity-first, human-driven, straight-from-the-heart storytelling he's been championing his entire career. His entire career until today, it seems. Kojima has teamed up with Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn (who previously appeared in both Death Stranding s) and fashion brand Prada to deliver manmade horrors beyond our comprehension. Together, these great minds have combined their talents to produce… an AI-generated short film starring Refn and Kojima as retro-style astronauts. It's unclear what this has to do with Prada or how this is meant to make me spend money on their products.…