Three of President Trump’s most alcohol-inclined confidants walk into a bar… That was the premise behind the cold open of the May 9 episode of “ Saturday Night Live ,” which found aggro secretary of war Pete Hegseth (as played the season by Colin Jost) causing trouble at a D.C. area dive bar (“Martin’s Tavern”) alongside Justice Brett Kavanaugh (host Matt Damon ) and FBI head Kash Patel (Aziz Ansari, returning for a second week). The three bros chat about how wild it is that Hegseth, who used to do the weather on Fox News Weekends, is now the in charge of the world’s biggest military — a fact that, indeed, truly bothers Kavanaugh. Popular on Variety “Hey, can I just say we are both kicking ass, right now,” Kavanaugh said to Hegseth, on the same week that he helped dismantle the Voting Rights Act. “Dude, can you believe I just like started a war?” Hegseth responded. Added Kavanaugh: “Can you believe I ended abortion?…