I really wasn’t expecting the positive reviews for  Mortal Kombat II , due in theaters May 8. Its most recent “Let’s Fuckin’ Go” trailer suggested something that looked so far beyond campy schlock that it would surely be the sort of colossal flop that develops into a cult favorite. But instead, with reviews now out, it’s sitting at a very respectable 73 percent on Rotten Tomatoes ! But this hasn’t stopped producer Todd Garner from launching into a disgusted rant on X over how clueless all the critics must be. “Some of these reviews are cracking me up,” begins the producer behind movies like  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (Tomatometer: 6 percent) and  The Master of Disguise (Tomatometer: 1 percent). “It’s clear they have never played the game and have no idea what the fans want or ANY of the rules/ canon of  Mortal Kombat ,” he rages, of a movie about which Rotten Tomatoes reports “critics say the sequel lands a solid hit.” Some of these reviews are cracking me up.…