Imagine you're deep in the zone, debugging a complex multi-stage Docker build. You turn to Gordon , Docker’s shiny new AI-powered assistant, for a quick optimization tip. But instead of suggesting a smaller base image, Gordon starts explaining the historical nuances of the 1966 Palomares nuclear incident. Wait, what? While it’s a cool party trick, this "identity crisis" is a massive red flag for anyone working in infrastructure. If a tool with the power to manage your images, volumes, and networks is also moonlighting as a Cold War historian, we have a problem. The "Identity Crisis" of AI Agents Docker recently launched Gordon (currently in beta) to be the ultimate companion for container orchestration. It’s designed to explain concepts, write Dockerfiles, and debug container failures directly within your workflow. However, there’s a noticeable disconnect between the marketing and the beta reality. Gordon often acts like a general-purpose encyclopedia rather than a specialized technical tool.…