Imagine going to the spa, expecting a relaxing massage with relief… But instead, you’re given the most painfully deep massage you’ve ever witnessed. That’s what reviewing  clit suckers  has felt like 50% of the time, because some brands just don’t get it right. Like, was this designed to jackhammer my clit? Or sensually suck me off? About 2 years ago, the Womanizer Next Pleasure Air Clitoral Stimulator dropped, and I’ve been hoping to review but admittedly, the price has been deterring me. Well, we finally copped, and I was dying to put it to the test because of one anonymous review that stated this was the most realistic clit suction toy they’d ever used. Oh, and it’s allegedly whisper-quiet, which every brand looooves to brag about, but rarely ever achieves. If you’re wondering if you’re two steps away from Dead Vagina Syndrome (a.k.a. buzzing your clit into numbness), you might enjoy this tidbit.…