The one thing people will have? The audacity. Recently, Reddit community members shared the worst excuses their partners gave them for cheating, and they're...wild. Here are the most ridiculous things people said: 1. "'Well, you were worried I was cheating on you, so I thought I may as well.' This was said when I caught my husband cheating after suspecting it for years. I was being gaslit, and later found out he was never faithful. Yes, we are divorced." 2. "'Okay, yeah, we had sex, but technically, it's not cheating because I didn't come.' Ladies and gentlemen: my ex-boyfriend." — NotTodayCheeses 3. "I have two different excuses from two different girlfriends. After she posted a photo on Instagram of her kissing a man, she told me, 'I wanted to break up, but I didn't know how to tell you.' The other one said she was confused and didn't know we were still in a relationship." — Dee-tective 4. "'Well, she has been my girlfriend on and off for years.…