Welcome to LOST WEEKEND , VICE’s Monday briefing . What is it with men and crying? Videos by VICE A couple of weeks ago, the term “crymaxxing” came bubbling up out of the infinite well of creativity that is the digital subconscious. You’ve probably seen influencer Dillon Latham explain how he uses his own tears as a hair product (basically your own private salt-spray reservoir, limited only by your capacity for overt displays of emotion). My favorite micro-take was that the lachrymose looksmaxxer was “recreating emo from first principles.” Weeping on demand isn’t all that easy—just ask The Dude. This new type of person was defined over the weekend in an X post from @tragicbirdapp that received just shy of 2 million views. Unsurprisingly, this introverted, socially-awkward figure proved hyper resonant for people who spend way too long on their phones.…