11. "I met this cute guy on OKCupid and we got together. Dinner conversation is great, and I took him back to my place. The sex was fantastic. Afterwards, he stretched out sleepily and said, 'Oh wow, I’m suddenly sooo tired,' and cracked an eyelid to gauge my reaction. I was like 'Absolutely not. I’m driving you to the train station, and we can chat tomorrow if you want.' Well, he called the next day and asked if I wanted to be referred to as his girlfriend, partner, or something else. I said 'Oh, let’s pump the brakes. I had a great time, but maybe another date first before we talk about anything like that?'" "He agreed, and we proceeded to have a perfectly normal conversation. Then he called back a few hours later, hysterically sobbing and screaming that he knew he would be too much for me, and I can’t handle him, and I’m going to leave him. At this point, I’m sufficiently freaked out and pull the plug. I thought that was the end of it, but guess what?…