To preface this, I don't expect that I'm the only person here who finds a lot of my own suffering quite humorous sometimes, despite it not being funny from most points of view. If that may upset you then this post isn't for you, you have been warned. I walked into work with my shirt on backwards today. I'm sick and medically shouldn't even be working because of the concerns this job poses to my continued living. I got in an argument with my dad this morning. I forgot my book in my car and can't leave my station where I check people in to go get it. And then I was checking someone in and I misspoke. All just horrible things. I walk into the bathroom to blow my nose and notice my hair is all messed up and I just said to myself: "Who gives a shit? I'm getting paid. Fuck everything." New motto discovered. submitted by /u/sportsballmamma [link] [comments]