So, we did it. We actually did it. After months of wrestling with API rate limits, latency jitters, and the existential dread of sending our AI’s thoughts into the void, Kiwi-chan is now 100% Local. No more Azure. No more AWS. No more praying to the token gods. Kiwi-chan is now running on a local Qwen 35B instance, thinking its own thoughts, coding its own scripts, and making its own terrible decisions in the comfort of its own GPU. Let’s look at the numbers from the last 4 hours. They’re… interesting. 📊 The Stats: A Love Letter to Imperfection In the last 4 hours, Kiwi-chan executed: Total Actions: 3,663 Successes: 1,716 Success Rate: 46.8% Yes, you read that right. Less than half of its actions succeeded. And honestly? I’m thrilled. Why? Because in the world of autonomous agents, a 100% success rate usually means the bot is doing nothing. A 46.8% success rate means Kiwi-chan is trying . It’s failing. It’s learning. It’s hitting the "Stone Trap" head-on.…