Imagine this: it’s your everything shower day. You’ve got a full to-do list breathing down your neck, but you’re also horny as hell. Efficient? Not exactly. Meet the Womanizer Wave , a shower head that doubles as a pleasure device, turning your pleasureless routine into something you prioritize. Thankfully, the luxury brand behind this product just put its elite Wave, the world’s first shower head engineered for sexual pleasure, on sale for the season. If this sounds like a gooner’s wet dream, it is. You can blame Masturbation May, the month-long celebration of self-pleasure, which was coined by sex shop Good Vibrations. It’s meant to normalize solo sex as self-care (which Womanizer’s Wave does perfectly). With its shower-friendly design, solo sex now fits seamlessly into your daily life. Videos by VICE Love watersports? This is a great addition to your sex life that seamlessly merges with your day-to-day lifestyle, too. You don’t have to take it off or hide it every single time a guest comes over.…