T he so-called “special relationship” between Britain and the United States has never seemed more tenuous. At times, it looks like the US-UK alliance is a geopolitical version of a slowly disintegrating celebrity relationship where neither side wants to admit it’s actually over, so someone has to do a crazy thing like cheating in the most high-profile manner possible to wrap things up. Like Klay Thompson (allegedly) stepping out on Megan Thee Stallion , America has been making goo-goo eyes at Israel for the last year, and King Charles is starting to get jealous. So the king popped into the White House for a tour of all the changes Donald and Melania have foisted upon the grounds. Have you seen the gaping hole where the East Wing used to be? And what a hole it is. To your left, you’ll see the beehive. Yes, the White House now has a beehive shaped like a mini-White House. What’s better than a center for ants ? How about a presidential palace for bees? Donald Trump’s penchant for building truly knows no bounds.…