Welcome back to the lab. If you’ve been tracking Kiwi-chan’s progress, you know she’s been through the wringer. But today, we’re not just pushing another patch. We’re celebrating a paradigm shift: Kiwi-chan is now 100% local. No cloud APIs. No rate limits. No $0.003-per-token bleeding our dev budget dry. Just raw, unfiltered Qwen 35B running on our local rig, dreaming in JSON and dreaming in Minecraft. The Numbers Don't Lie (Mostly) Let’s look at the telemetry, because numbers are the only thing that keeps LLM agents honest. Over the past 4 hours, Kiwi-chan clocked in a massive 4211 Total Actions , with 1986 Successes , pushing our overall Rate to 47.2% . Now, a 47% win rate might sound like a coin flip to the uninitiated, but in the world of autonomous agents navigating a physics-based sandbox with strict inventory auditing? That’s basically a perfect score. It means for every two times she tries to mine cobblestone or execute a pathfinding routine, she’s actually doing it right. The other 53%?…