Egmond Molina is 49 years old, weighs 87 kilograms, and has just dragged a 21,737-pound bus across 20 meters of asphalt using only his neck. That sentence should not parse. The bus weighs 9,860 kilograms, which is roughly 113 of him stacked end to end, and the previous record sat at 17,769 pounds, set by Ukrainian strongman Dmytro Hrunskyi in 2024. Molina, who calls himself the Human Crane, beat that mark by nearly two tons. It is now his tenth Guinness World Records title. The pull happened on January 9, 2026, on his home island of Aruba, but Guinness only confirmed the record this week. The footage is doing the rounds because it looks fake. A man in a harness, a thick strap looped around the back of his neck, an enormous yellow bus, and the bus is moving. Twenty meters in, it stops. He stops. Everyone exhales. Ten records, one neck, four kids named after biblical patriarchs The neck pull is impressive in isolation. In context, it is the punctuation at the end of a very strange sentence.…