*Critical Role* has always had plenty of range in its episode content. There are hours-long boss fights, exploring wild and treacherous places, they spend way more time than expected reading in libraries, and even that one time in Campaign 3 that the Bells Hells tried to fool an air elemental into thinking they were shooting a porno. But there’s one activity in Dungeons & Dragons that, until Campaign 4, even *Critical Role* struggled to make fun: shopping.