Welcome back to the Kiwi-chan devlog. If you’ve been riding this rollercoaster with me, you know we’ve been chasing a very specific, slightly unhinged dream: a fully autonomous Minecraft AI that doesn’t need cloud APIs, doesn’t suffer from latency spikes, and makes its own mistakes in complete privacy. As of this morning, that dream is officially alive, breathing, and running entirely on local hardware. We’ve ripped out the external inference endpoints and gone all-in on Qwen 35B. There’s something deeply poetic about watching a 35-billion-parameter model mine cobblestone while your local GPU hums a quiet, offline lullaby. Let’s talk numbers, because they tell the real story. Over the past four hours, Kiwi-chan executed 1,982 total actions , with 890 successful executions , clocking in at a 44.9% success rate . Now, a traditional software engineer might see a sub-50% pass rate and reach for the emergency brake. But in autonomous agent development? This is a golden age. Every failure is a data point.…