It's somewhere around the 10th of March. I lost track of the exact day because I've been awake at weird hours staring at a black terminal that keeps telling me "permission denied" and I keep typing the word back at it like it owes me an explanation. Last week I pushed my first batch of bots live. This week they have been dying. Quietly. No alarms, no error popup, nothing dramatic. I'd check the dashboard and a bot that was running yesterday is just... not. No log line that means anything to me. The Telegram bridge in particular has it out for me personally. Every time the box restarts, the bridge crashes. Every. Single. Time. I had a laptop, an email account, and a social media handle nobody followed. That was the starting kit. I had never opened a terminal before January. I didn't know what an API key was until somebody on a Discord told me to stop pasting mine in screenshots. So this week, when the errors started piling up, my workflow looked like this: Bot dies. I SSH in.…