NEW You can now listen to Fox News articles! "Saturday Night Live" opened its Saturday episode with a White House press briefing sketch featuring Aziz Ansari as FBI Director Kash Patel , satirizing the administration’s response to an assassination attempt of President Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. The sketch’s most striking moment came as Ansari’s Patel framed himself as a "trailblazer" while undercutting his own competence. "I’m the first Indian person to suck at their job," Ansari said as Patel. "We can be just as incapable and incompetent as the Whites." The character also mocked the agency’s investigative timeline when pressed by reporters. Aziz Ansari appears as Kash Patel at a mock press conference, joking about the FBI’s investigation into the assassination attempt and responding to criticism of his leadership.…