The Canonical DDoS hit 178 points on HN and most devs read it as someone else's news. I read it as a mirror. I dug through my Railway logs, my Docker pipelines, and my Ubuntu dependencies — and what I found made me pretty uncomfortable.
“Lights, camera, action!” might have been the call when recording back in the day, but for an awesome three-dimensional viewing experience, you might try yelling “Mist, Mirrors, L…